Bancuri cu Bula

- Bula, soldat, trimite acasa un pachet in care era o grenada si o notita:                        - Mama, daca tragi de cuiul asta, primesc invoire o saptamana!                                                                                                                                      Bula se intalneste pe strada cu un prieten care il intreaba:                                      - Bula, am auzit ca ti-a murit soacra. Ce-a avut?                                               - Ceva bijuterii, un televizor si putine economii...                                              - Nu asta te-am intrebat. Ce i-a lipsit?                                                         - Pai, masina, o casa sau un apartament proprietate personala...                                  - Bula, de ce a murit?                                                                           - A fost la noi in vizita, eu i-am spus sa mearga in pivnita sa aduca niste cartofi, sa facem  pireu. A cazut pe scari si si-a rupt gatul.                                                        - Ce ghinion! Si ce-ati facut?                                                                    - Macaroane cu branza.                                                                                                                                                                   Sfarsit de semestru. Bula e gata sa ramana corigent la chimie...                                  Profesorul incearca sa scoata ceva de la el, da' asta era tufa de Venetia . Pana la urma  profesorul, enervat si plictisit, ii zice:                                                          - Te trec daca imi raspunzi la o intrebare simpla. Ce este clorura de sodiu?                       -...                                                                                            Profesorul (enervat la culme):                                                                    - Ce pune ma, tac-tu, dimineata pe oua?                                                          - Pudra de talc!                                                                                                                                                                 Bula in armata.                                                                                   - Bula, ce este patria?                                                                           - Nu stiu.                                                                                        - Esti prost. Vasile ce este patria?                                                               - Patria este mama mea.                                                                          - Corect. Bula ce este patria?                                                                     - Patria este mama lui Vasile...                                                                   - Idiotule, patria este si mama ta, ai inteles?                                                   - Inteles..                                                                                      - Ce ai inteles?                                                                                  - Ca sunt frate cu Vasile.                                                                                                                                                                        O profesoara noua incearca sa predea lectii de psihologie unor copii. Ea intra in clasa          spunand:                                                                                            - Cine crede ca e prost, sa se ridice in picioare!                                                 Dupa citeva secunde, se ridica in picioare Bula.                                                  Profesoara i se adreseaza:                                                                         - Tu de ce crezi ca esti prost?                                                                   - Nu sint prost, doamna, dar imi parea rau sa stati in picioare numai dumneavoastra!                                                                                                                  Ce fapte bune ati facut in vacanta? intreaba diriginta.                                          - Eu am salvat o fata de la viol, se lauda Bula.                                                 - Bravo tie.. Cum ai reusit?                                                                      - Am convins-o...                                                                                                                                                                           - Eu copiez, tu copiezi, el copiaza. Ce timp este Bulisor?                                         - Timpul tezelor domnu` profesor!